Thieving lunch monkeys!

Who stole the telly?! Who stole the telly?!
Well no it wasn't a telly, it was in fact B's lunch! Someone took her tupperware clad lunch from the fridge and devoured it.
Who does that sort of thing? I mean, I could maybe understand someone stealing a soft drink from the fridge at work but not some random item from a tupperware container. That's just weird.
People, that is the people we don't know, the strangers in the supermarket, the arrogant teenagers in the street, the shocking drivers on the road, they all suck in this way. There's no respect for others, or even their property anymore.
Simple things like the words 'excuse me' seem to have dissapeared from peoples vocabularies, young and old alike.
Now I'm starting to sound like an old man. Pretty soon I'll burst into "when I was young we didn't have sneakers, we had to cut up tires for shoes and did we ever complain? No sir!"